ROBERT PATTINSON is on a September cover, you guys!
That's right, the "Cosmopolis" star graces the first BlackBook issue of the Fall and he's all kinds of technicolor goodness in the cover shot, lens by Autumn De Wilde, as he shows off his blowing reddish hair and rocks a cool white "Wave" t-shirt from Balenciaga by Nicolas Ghesquière's latest "Egyptofunk" collection all while in front of a multicolored background reminiscent of a Scratch Magic art toy from my childhood.
But, it gets better! Some genius, we'll call him Christopher Campbell (because that's his name), styled the British actor in a variety of ridiculously amazing threads from the Fall/Winter 2012 menswear runway; including patterned and fur trim jackets, argyle polo tops and colored denim -- all while he's inked up in fake tattoos.
I mean, is it Christmas already?